Maui Wowie!

This is a follow-up post to the Marijuana post. It's mainly going to contain information that I couldn't fit or forgot about in the first post.

Now a common misconception is that stoners are these low-lives with no regard for rules and regulations, this couldn't be farther from the truth!

in fact, there are guidelines that we follow whenever we smoke:
1. Whoever packs/rolls, gets the first hit. whoever paid for the weed gets seconds
2. Pass to the left, unless the person on your right calls "deuces" (this is our groups own rule, it may not apply to all)
3. Blunts = puff puff pass, pieces = puff pass
4. If you're gonna tell a story, make sure you don't have the blunt, if you do, hit it and pass
5. if you cough into a piece and weed goes everywhere, YOU'RE DONE. I can't tell you how angry that makes me
6. Be generous. what goes around comes around, especially when dealing with weed
and last but certainly not least
7. DONT SLOBBER. its gross

Buying Weed: (WEED IS ILLEGAL, DON'T BUY IT)
When buying weed, you can't just take anyones word that the stuff their selling is "good" you gotta look for the signs!

Color: The brighter and greener the bud(weed) is, the better.
Texture: What you want to look for here is stickiness and moisture. If the bud is dry, odds are its low grade.
Smell: the more pungent the odor is, the better. If you can smell it before you take it out of the bag, its good
Trichomes: Trichomes, when relating to weed, are the tiny crystals that form on the outside of the bud, giving it a "frosted" look. The frostier it is, the better
Hairs: Often you'll see bud with these orange hairs growing off of it. This is a good sign

If all of these conditions are optimal, you have whats called "Exotics" AKA: Really good weed.
The hierarchy of the quality of weed goes like this:
Exotics\"Dank"\"Dro": best you can get
Mids: Not bad but nothing special
Regs\Reggie: (Usually) low grade. However, I have seen regs that can go toe-to-toe with some of the best exotics. It all depends on how its grown
Dirt\Mexican Brick: Terrible, you'll be lucky if you get a buzz off this stuff.

Things to look out for:
If anyone ever offers you something called "Wet" or "Waki", it would be in your best interest to decline it and get out of there.
When people refer to weed as "Wet", they are talking about weed that has been laced with PCP. This stuff looks and smells like death. If you ever pick up bud thats black and smells like gasoline, you're better off getting rid of it, because that will do awful things to you.